I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
