That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think I sprained my soul last night
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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