butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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