Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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