I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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