After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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