I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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