omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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