wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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