I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize