Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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