laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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