She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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