I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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