do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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