...so i touched it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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