My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Farmville is her only friend.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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