I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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