I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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