Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How external is "for external use only"?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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