lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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