11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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