Having a random hookup so left but love u
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think people are normalizing furries
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
