The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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