Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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