They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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