Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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