i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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