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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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