Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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