Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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