A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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