And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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