i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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