He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
