I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I need you to use more vowels.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Randomize
