4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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