Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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