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weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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