Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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