he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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