what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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