hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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