i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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