I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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