normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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