Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
They took my balls.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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