Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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