Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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