Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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