I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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