ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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