Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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