So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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