It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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