no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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