we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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