if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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